• me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
• husband: No.
• me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
• husband: No.
• me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
• husband: No!
• me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
• husband: ...
• me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
• husband: Oh my God.
• me: "--They're probably too deep for you."

sailorgallifrey:

Fozzie, are you me?

OH M YGOD

(Source: m3jcnv, via capewrath)

Tee hee.

akumastrife:

amburrbryte:

scootyshabooty:

NIXONLDKSJGISODHPE0IWOJIDBSFDJGHFDS

OH MY GOD

oh

that’s, uh

ah, yep

(via aestheticdepravity)

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK 

24thoughtspersecond:

!!!!!

(Source: , via fabledquill)

GOOD.

(Source: punblr)

[image: photo of a cooked chicken with a drumstick missing. Text reads, “Lost my leg in Nom.”]

mydrunkkitchen:

I GET IT! I GET IT!

via Kyle Lajiness on the My Drunk Kitchen Facebook Page. (http://facebook.com/my.drunk.kitchen)

OH MY GOD

Why does Santa Claus come down the chimney on Christmas Eve to give you presents?

Because it soots him.

Sadly, this is the last of the punny pictures I have. Darn.